Sunday, January 4, 2009

Not Me! Mondays

After weeks off of participating in Not Me! Monday's I am back up and running after having my gall bladder removed. What a rough surgery and a tough recovery, but everyday is a better day. The following things were definitely NOT DONE BY ME!! Oh, no not me, never me!!
1) I did not watch Facing the Giants and bawl like some BIG OLD Baby during the whole movie. Nope, not me!!
2) I did not even go bra-less for a month just so my bra wouldn't rub my incision. Nope, that was definitely not me!!
3) I did not even make Monkey Bread for breakfast and eat it like I had never ate before.
4) I did not change a dirty diaper and totally get pre-occupied with something else and then remember to wash my hands 30 minutes later. Now, that would just be disgusting and I have way better memory then that.
5) I did not even get a pair of pants out to wear them and realize that they were to wrinkled. I did not even go and throw them into the dryer with hopes that the wrinkles would come out.
6) I did not smell my arm pits the other day to see if my deodorant had failed. Now who does such a thing!?! Well, NOT ME
So, go ahead and be brutally honest and share your Not Me's and in the process check out MckMama at My Charming Kids.


Kelly said...

Welcome back to Not Me. ;)
I could not think well enough to participate this week. :(
Love your list. And I go bra-less all the time when I am home. ;)

So glad that you are doing so much better after your surgery. You are one month out, right?

Wayne said...

Great not me monday I thought the monkey bread one was intresting. what is monkey bread?

Elaine said...

Well, I think I might come back to not me this week too. Way over due.. You were cracking me up with these..

-stephanie- said...

glad you're doing better, and a free tip. A damp towel thrown in the dryer with the wrinkled clothes works wonders.

I did not first type fryer instead of dryer. Throwing your pants in the fryer would work wonders too.

He And Me + 3 said...

Cracking me up with the armpit thing. I smell Agents all the time to make sure they are fresh. LOL

Following Him said...

I so did not sniff my bra to see if it was "clean" today :) No one would do such a thing!

Stacey said...

Loved reading your list Lisa, it uplifted my spirit for a while. :) Your list makes me wanna think about things that I would never do either! :)

Thanking God that you are getting better everyday.

Love and hugs,
Stacey :)

Kimber said...

Okay, I am bra-less within 5 minutes of coming home from anywhere. Now the underarm thing I'm pretty sure most of us can relate to, but I cannot believe that Mimi smells Agent's underarms. That is just crazy funny. Oh yes, we love monkey bread in our house too.

Stacy said...

My dryer is the way I iron clothes!!!

pam said...

Bras are over rated anyway!! Hope you enjoyed the monkey bread, we had it for Christmas morning.

Great Not Me Monday!

Liz said...

Welcome back! You crack me up! Great Not Me's

Candi B. said...

i loooooooove facing the giants. its one of my faves! its crazy that i saw it for the 1st time right before IVF...and boy did i need it!

McCrakensx4 said...

Too funny...loving the whole smelling the armpit thing...I never do that! And the braless thing...I didn't do that for awhile after my surgery either ;)