Monday, October 6, 2008

"Not me!" Monday - Week 3

Be sure to check out MckMama's site to see how this all got started and while you are there..... could you say a little prayer for little Stellan?

1) I did not chaperone a homecoming dance with my husband at his place of employment and watch some of the kids walk in and think to myself "What was she thinking wearing that?" Nope, not me!!
2) I did not go all day without a shower yesterday because I was too busy cleaning and doing laundry. Nope, not me! That would just be too disgusting!!
3) I did not get in the shower this morning and think to myself.... Oh, I should've showered yesterday because I stink this morning. Nope, that couldn't have been me.
4) I did not even get in a cleaning spree and clean out the refridgerator. No way, not me!
5) I did not have to stop going to the bathroom in mid-stream because my 1 1/2 year old son decides he is going to come into the bathroom and stick toilet paper in the toilet while I am using it. Nope, not me. Good thing I did those Kegal exercises when I was pregnant!!

4 comments:

Brandi,Dan & Lukas said...

Oh my gosh Lukas does that toilet paper thing EVERYTIME I am in the bathroom. It is so annoying. HA HA.

Weeksie50 said...

lol- you are to funny. I am not even sure I could stop mid pee.. lol. Did I just type that?

Jennifer said...

What is it with kids and toilet paper anyway? Great Not Me's and I love the spider crafts in your previous post to by the way!

Melissa said...

Too funny.... especially about the "potty story w/ your son"... and I love how you "did not" look at those kids and think "what not to wear"... he-he!!